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Round-a-bout of Life

2007-10-03T19:15:00.000+08:00

This blog has gone hiatus for quite sometime now. A lot of things happened during this time. I’ve graduated with my advance diploma, went to Sheffield for 15 weeks and now I am back in Malaysia waiting for my result. I am very sure I will graduate but I am not sure of what to do next. That’s the question that I have been asking myself now… WHAT’S NEXT???!?!?

See, I am at the stage of life now where people will call it “junction of life”. This is where everyone needs to make the most important decision in life and not regretting it later in life because there is no turning back. For me it’s not really a junction. It’s more like a freaking round-a-bout with 7 or 8 exits. And poor me, I have to choose a road and stick to it. Here are some of the options I have:

stay here in Malaysia, get a job
Go back to UK and do my Masters and get a job there
Go back to UK get a job and work for a year and come back
or I can go back to UK work for a while to support myself for my Masters

There are other options but these are my main ones. I can go to Singapore to work, or I can sit at home and wait for my wife to support me or I can just help my dad with his business but they are my last resort.

The first option is good because I have everyone with me. People that matter to me the most; my family, my tortoise, my friends and my home. Nothing feels better than coming home from work to those that you love knowing they are behind you supporting your in everything that you do. They can be quite naggy at times but they are who they are… they have to be naggy. What is life without naggy parents and sometimes girlfriend? J

Going back to study is good. Whatever course I am majoring in will help me to widen my job prospect even though that cert don’t really add value to my current qualification… at least that is what I was told. But getting a Masters will really help me to get a job here. I am an oversea graduate and I have a Masters. So I will have an advantage towards the others. If I were to take an MBA, I can go into other field of jobs as well.

Working there is a good thing because it really puts me ahead of everyone in terms of financially when I come back here. Working there will give me a head start as I will be earning my salary in a bigger currency. But I am quite choosy. I want to do something that is related to what I am studying. I don’t want to go there and waste my time there working in something that is not related. Then when I come back here my resume will be empty like a fresh grad’s resume. No point having all those hard earn cash but when you come back you still have start from zero.

It’s really hard one to choose this time. No matter what my decision, right or wrong, I will have to live with it because there will no more turning back. No matter what life will still go on and I will have to make the best out of my situation then.

i got tagged...

2007-10-02T23:25:00.000+08:00

i was tagged... and i was told i have to do it if i am tagged... so here it is...

1.Your name plus "ness"?
edwiness... or edwin-looness

2. Two feelings at the moment?
excited and nervous (united vs roma later)

3. What are you listening to right now?
spurs vs villa commentary

4.Done anything you regret so far this
week?
nothing that i can think of...

5. Describe where you are right now?
in the living room right beside the tv

6.The highlight of your week?
my life is kinda like a straight line.. so no highlight.. but if i have to choose than that will be my family enjoying my roasted chicken

7. What are you craving to have right now?
i am a greedy man. i am craving to have all the things that i crave for...

8. Who were the last people you ate with?
me family excluding me brother

9. What are you scared of?
anything with 6 legs or more

10. Last movie you watched?
i now pronounce you chuck and larry

11. Last songs you sang out loud?
JT's lovestoned

13. Are you thinking of someone right now?
yeap... my better half... my cute little tortoise

14. Who is the last person you talked to?
my tortoise on the phone

15. Last thing you downloaded on your computer?
didnt really download on my computer but i downloaded heroes ep.2 to my sister's laptop

16. Have you changed much this year?
i dont think so... but i doubt anyone will believe me... so i chnaged a lot!

19. Hug or kiss?
like i say... i am greedy.. i want BOTH!!!

23. Who was the last person to text message you?
good ol' mrs tortoise

24. Where was the last place you went to besides where you are?
went to the dining area to talk to my dad

26. Do you speak any other language other than English?
BM, mandarin, cantonese, japanese, korean, hakka. i think thats about all

27. Last thing you watched on TV?
spurs vs villa

28.Do you dress for style or comfort?
comfort.. not keen on style. i like my own style

29. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
eric lim

30. Ever had a drunken night in mexico?
druken night... yes. mexico... no

31. Whats the craziest thing you've done?
kiss a guy on the lips... too many i just picked one

32. Favorite color(s)?
blue, white, black, red

33. What's your favorite cereal?
koko crunch (is that how you spell it?)

34. What is your favorite Michael Jackson song?
Heal The World

35. Who do you love?
everyone

36. Any plans right now?
wait til 3am and watch united beat the crap out of roma (hopefully)

37. What are your plans for tonight?
-same as above-

38. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
to a bright new sunny day...

39. Last time you smile?
few minutes ago

40. Who do you wanna be with right now?
be with her...

SPIDEY IS BACK IN BLACK

2006-02-25T15:49:00.000+08:00

Yes! That's right people! Everybody's friendly superhero is back... and this time he is back in black (wow, it ryhmes!).

"You may think you’re looking at a black and white photo. Look closely,
Spider-Man wears a black suit in Spider-Man 3. Tobey Maguire returns as
Peter Parker / Spider-Man in Spider-Man 3. In Theaters 5/4/07 "

Official site

First Day in Office

2006-02-22T23:39:00.000+08:00

Well exam is far over and now I am working. I had to work because if I don’t then I’ll sit at home and rot to death. I can’t afford so sit at home until May and expect my dad give me allowance every time I ask from him. So I found this temporary job In Star Cruise as a FILING CLERK.

Some might wonder what the hell I do at work. Well, generally I just sort out documents and put them in to files. That’s all! Simple right… So I went to work today and my supervisor, Honey (no no… that’s her name...) briefed me on my job.

Ok first of all, your work starts from 9am to 6pm from Monday to Thursday. Then on Friday, it’s from 9am to 5pm. And your monthly salary will be RM 900.

Holy shit! That’s good pay!!! RM 900 to file documents is a freaking good pay!!!

No problem right? Ok! Now I shall brief you on what to do. Because our company owns a lot of ships and operate world wide so the filing job will be a little bit harder. Each document will be segregated 3 times.

By country
By vessel or ship name
By date

Well I thought for a while, fair enough, I mean I am getting paid handsomely so things might be a little tougher. So I said ok to Honey. She then led me to my desk. And to I almost fainted. This is what I have to sort out...

Then she told me something I didn’t want to hear… “This is just part of it. Still got some more”

There are 6 freaking stack of paper which is almost the same height as me to sort out and there are still more!!! I just don’t know what the hell I got myself into.

Hell started as I started to segregate them non-stop till 6pm. By that time I’ve manage to clear out quite a lot. This is what’s left…

And this is what I have managed to do…

The good news is there are 4 more stacks to go… and the bad news is this is just the 1st part of segregation. I still need to segregate everything 2 more times!!

Malaysia's Most Beautiful?? I Don't Think So...

2006-01-19T23:42:00.000+08:00

What do you get when you pick around 30 women from Malaysia and put them together in a reality show? Well you will get nothing but a show full of rubbish. I simply don’t understand how can people call that show ‘Malaysia’s Most Beautiful’. To me personally, this show should be showing people what outer and inner beauty all about. Instead we get cheap women who think so highly of themselves backstabbing each other in the show.

I didn’t watch that show from the very beginning. Only join the ‘craze’ towards the end with only 5 of them remaining. Everyone in that show talks about being Malaysia’s most beautiful woman by being beautiful both inside and out. Trust me when I say this…Malaysian women tend to lie when it comes to this. Physically, they are all very perfect. Every one of them has got a nice and lovely face. They also have perfect bodies and by perfect I mean they have a pair of arms and legs, body which is without any ‘flaws’. To me, that is beautiful.
OK! I lied! It would be better if they would have hour glass figure with measurement of 36-24-36, long sexy pair of leg and…. C’mon no need for me to describe, just let your imagination run wild.

When it comes to inner beauty, none and I really mean NONE of them have them. Just pick any girls on the street and I can guarantee you that this girl will have a better personality and heart and deserve the title more than anyone of those women in that show. They have already shown sign of greediness when they join and compete for this title. Then, in every episode of the show you get to see ladies backstabbing each other and faking around each other just to be that nice girl. That is seriously not BEAUTIFUL!!! But this show is good in a sense that it shows how cunning and cruel and bitchy and fake and blah blah yap yappy a girl can really be.

Well thank god the show is ending next week. Yes people! It’s down to the final two. And if you watch it next week, you will be able to see which girl is called Malaysia’s Most Beautiful…rubbish. Those interested, you can watch the grand finale next Thursday (27th January) at 9.30 pm only on 8TV. (Note: for Malaysians only)

24 - It's the longest day of my life

2006-01-05T21:54:00.000+08:00

Ever watched the show ‘24’ starring Kiefer Sutherland? I never watched that show so I don’t know what it is about. But the story is something about Kiefer Sutherland’s character experiencing some big problem in a day of his life making it the longest day of his life. Well, today, I experience THE LONGEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

I‘ve met Mr. Ong and attended the interview for my BAR list yesterday and today respectively. The meeting with Mr. Ong went on smoothly and nicely. I was required to submit my tutorials to him tomorrow (Friday) to be examined. And I am currently 98% done with those tutorials. So no problem here….

The interview went very badly from the way I see it. Mr. Wan, the Head of Mechanical Division lead the interview. Mr. Choy, my Mechanics of Solids lecturer, Miss Sim, the registrar for School of Technology and Miss Goay Lay Ni, a lecturer was there as well. Mr. Wan was playing Mr. BAD GUY in there. He was so determined to get me barred from my exam. Mr. Choy was Mr. I-don’t-know-what-to-say-so-I’ll-just-keep-my-mouth-shut; he tried to get me out of trouble… I can tell that he was trying. But my gratitude and appreciation goes out to Miss Goay. She was the only one on that room that was sticking up for me. After I left Mr. Wan’s office, Miss Goay came out of the office to talk to me. She gave me a good piece of advice. She told me to talk to my lecturer when I attend my class tomorrow morning.

Well I can’t do anything right now but to wait for their answer tomorrow. It sucks big time just waiting and waiting and knowing you cannot do anything anymore. I’m praying very hard here that I don’t have to go through another year just for one freaking subject like what I did during my diploma year. But if He was to give me the same shit again and waste another year in college, I would most probably drop out and get myself a job. In fact I already have a job in hand. My plans are to help my dad out with his business in Johor. I’ve talked to him and his business partner. They are willing to send me overseas for training if I were to join them. I am considering my options now.

My "FIRST"s in 2006

2006-01-04T13:05:00.000+08:00

When I said that my 2006 going smoothly, well I LIED!!! It’s the first week of 2006 and my days are going down the drain… I woke up this morning to my friend’s call. I answered…

“Hey you woke up already?”
“Yeah…why? What’s wrong?”
“You are
in the BAR list la”
(Shocked, with eyes wide open)”HUH!! WHAT??!?!?!”
“Yeah”
“OK OK…I’ll go over to college to check now”

I was lost. Trying to figure out whether they tried to play a prank on me or it’s the real thing. Well the BAR list is a list for those with unsatisfactory attendance in class. So I drove to college only to find out that IT IS THE REAL THING!!! Thanks to my laziness I got myself into BIG SHIT problem now. I will have to attend an interview tomorrow. If I can pass that interview, the college will allow me to take my exam (which is in 2 weeks time) or else I’M IN DEEP SHIT!

To make matter worst, I just receive a call from my friend just few minutes ago telling me that my mathematics lecturer, the ‘ever loving’ Mr. Ong would like to see me regarding my coursework. I can very well tell that this is another BIG SHIT for me.

TO HELL WITH 2006!!!

P.S: This is the first time that I am in the BAR list and the very first time that I have problem with my coursework hence explaining the title for this entry

Goodbye 2005, Hello 2006

2006-01-01T01:54:00.000+08:00

2005 has been a wonderful year for me. There have been a lot of ups and downs throughout the whole year. I would love to give you guys my “2005: A year in review” but all you guys can see is the word, 'BORING' from January to December. But here are some of the highlights of my 2005.

After a year of absence from college, I finally returned to college in May. I started my new term in college with a bunch of brand new course mates. They are a very nice bunch of friends who never fails to be there whenever I need them. But then there were still some of those old pals whom I still hang out together.

Then it was August. This was when I met a special girl. Her name is Eunice and she is my current partner. She is a very nice and cheerful girl. I’m not going to say much about her, people might think I want to show off. But as long as I am happy, anything is fine… Then there’s the haze that gave everyone trouble. It was so bad until a guy actually couldn’t see the road and knocked into my car. Ok ok… I lied. He hit my car because he was driving dangerously. But the haze was so bad that everyone was advise to wear a mask. I bought mine that evening and the next day the haze was gone. Bloody hell… wasted my money on those masks…

September was the time when I got serious because it was exam!!! I thought I did well but I was wrong. Failed one paper and I can only resit for that paper in the third semester. Other than the exam, nothing much happened.

October was the month that I grew up. I officially became and adult. My size, attitude and the way I talk might not show my age, but I am 21. I left the teenage world and step my foot into the adult world.

November and December passed and now it’s January 2006. I celebrated Christmas in Singapore. The sad part of that trip was that my mum and my uncle couldn't make it as they fell victims to two snatch thieves just the night before we were scheduled to leave for Singapore. They were injured and this made travelling a hassle for the both of them. 2006 is so far so good. It’s a good start so far… Manchester United thrashed Bolton Wanderers 4-1, I enjoyed my time counting down with my friends and girlfriend, although I didn’t manage to join the street party in Bintang Walk, but I managed to catch the fireworks too… I don’t really believe in New Year resolutions but I SERIOUSLY need to change my bad habit of procrastinating or it will surely get me into trouble.

People stopping beside the highway in Jalan Ampang to catch the fireworks display

The view of Petronas Twin Towers from where we were standing

New year and a new pair of Nike's, What a way to kick off the new year

I wish 2006 will be a good year for me and everyone and to this world. I hope there will not be any natural disaster and nothing-better-to-do terrorist activities. It’s time for every one of us to do something good and nice to each other before time runs out.

HAPPY 2006 EVERY ONE!!!

The Hoildays and Seasons Greetings

2005-12-29T19:32:00.000+08:00

(Warning: This post contains lots of pictures...)
I'm finally able to find the time to blog. All my assignments and my tests have been taking up a lot of my time and now that I'm 'over' them, I have all the time I need for myself. But the final exam is coming so there aren't that much time for me to be enjoying. But for now I just wanna chill out and write some entries for my blog.

It's been a little more than a month since I last blog. A lot things have happened in this one month. I've got myself involved in some football competition and went on a holiday to Singapore during Christmas.

There was this co-curricular tournament that took place in the college on the 17th and the 18th. I, being a senior in college, wasn't suppose to take part or be involved in anyway but I was given an exception because.... I was given an exception to join la.. Actually I am very close to the coach and I managed to get him to put me in one of the teams. I joined this little tourney twice before this and didn't go far. My first try, I lost in the first round and on my second try, I only managed to reach the second round.

This time around my team, TEAM 3, didn't only manage to go through the first round, quarter finals and semi final but the FINAL!!!!! Yes that's right... we managed to pull ourselves to the final.. Being the underdog in the tourney, nobody knew we could make it that far; not even myself. Well we emerged from the final as... the loser. We only managed a second place but it was good enough.. This is basically the match result for my team...

First Round (group stage)
Team 3 vs King Kong 0-1
Team 3 vs ZeroVersion 2-0 (I scored both goals!!!)
Team 3 vs Team Mario 0-0

Quarter-final
Team 3 vs King Kong 1-0

Semi-final
Team 3 vs P2P 2-0

Final
Team 3 vs 9 stars 1-3 (I scored again...)

This is the medal that I received... the silverware...(yeah right!! some plastic with the college emblem on one side and the word "Runner-up" on the other)

But it doesn't really matter. What matters the most to me was the acheivement and the amount of fun I had at the end of the day...
Then on the 24th, that's Christmas eve, I went down south to little Singapore... Man, was I excited. This was my first trip out of this country after 15 YEARS... so you guys just can't blame me for being that excited.

Everything there seems so different compared to Malaysia. For examle like this car sign board that I saw. Any Malaysian driver will noticed that the 'car' is longer and more 'luxurious' than those on our Malaysian sign board....

Stayed at Amara Hotel in Tanjong Pagar. It's a very very nice hotel. I would recommend it to those looking for a place to stay in Singapore. But only stay there if you are willing to fork out some big amount of cash from your wallet. But trust me, the services and facilities you get is very well worth every single Singapore$ that you pay. Took some pictures of the place for you guys to judge for yourself.

My favourite part of my room was the toilet. Trust me... you will wanna spend a lot of your time in the bath room. Celebrated Christmas in Orchard Road. Freaking packed with people and very happening. It was a great experience. During my 3 days stay there, I manage to visit the Night Safari, People's Park, East Coast (or West..I forgotten) for seafood, shopping in Orchard Road and a night drive around the city at night.

When I was in Singapore, I finally saw what I wanted to see all this while. I never thought I have the chance to be able to see them in such a close distance. It felt really good to finally lay my eyes on this wonder of the world... No!! I'm not talking about the lion headed mermaid thinggy, I think it's called Merlion... and I'm certainly not talking about Suntec City... who really cares about those stuff. I was talking about the chiobus and SPGs in Singapore. They are, I quote Alvin, "Da BOMB!!". Too bad I couldn't take any decent pictures of them. It would be nice to post up some pictures here. To those who does not know what is chiobu, according to my Malaysia-Singapore International Hokkien Dictionary, they are..

chiobu adj attention-grabbing females, unique females or leng lui usually found in Singapore

Well that's all the stuff that I can really share for now. Have to look in to the gallery to share other pictures... there are some 'naughty' ones... but you guys will have to ask for it... Anyways, Merry belated Christmas and have a HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Time, time,time....

2005-11-25T20:08:00.000+08:00

I know I haven't been updating my blog in a very long time. Even the last post sucks... Truth is I don't have the time now to do all this. Got tonnes of asssignment to finish and studies to catch up on. Then I couldn't possibly ignore what is happen in the real world. There's too many things happening now and just takes up all of my time. So for the time being, this blog will not be updated that often. Thank you all for coming over to check for updates all the time and I will try my best to write an entry once in a while....

All in One - The Good, The Bad, The Happy, The Sad...

2005-11-06T01:30:00.000+08:00

It has been quite sometime since I last blog here. In fact, I have forgotten that I have a blog. Well a lot of things happen since my last entry. A lot of things have changed but some are still the same. Some changed for the better and some for the worse. In between this period of time, a lot of things have happened. I've celebrated my 21st birthday(didnt really celebrate...), I am no longer a kid but an adult but I still act like one small kid. Old problems are solved (hopefully..) but new problems comes, relationships ended and relationships started. There have been a lot of laughters and tears throughout this time as well.

Lets start off with my birthday.... It was on the 25th of October. I had only a few of my friends over to my place to had a little suprise for me (THANKS A LOT GUYS!!) but there some of them who didn't forget my birthday but sent me messages...thanks a lot also. Didn't celebrate at all eventhough it was my 21st. But Eunice, Alvin, Yann Seng, Beng and Daniel bought me a small cake and the guys gave me a vibrator which I have yet to use it. I like this present but I still prefer the cake.... then a friend gave this to me as a present. I call him Cookie. I was so bored the other day and decided to give Cookie something to wear since he's naked.

Then I was forced to put on some make-up by Eunice. She claims to be an expert in beautifying ugly duckling like me to a beautiful swan like her...(but I don't really think so). I will not put all the pictures of the transformation, but here's one picture of me before te transformation and another after the transformation with some pose that I think is sexy. The good part is done, and now the bad.... My first semester result came out a day after my birthday. After a night of fun, I went over to college eager to check my result. To my horror, I failed 1 subject. It was Mechanics of Solids (MOS)!!! I don't mind if I failed Maths or Thermodynamics, but failing MOS was totally unacceptable!! All six questions that came out in the exam was a 'photocopy' of our tutorial question!! But what the heck! A fail is a fail... I cannot go take everyone in college hostage and demand them to pass me (will do that in my final semester if I fail...).

Does it ever come to mind that this world is unfair? As much as I want to deny this truth, I still see everywhere around us. I've personally heard and seen this unfairness. I've heard of how a friend of mine who gets treated badly by their parents eventhough he was the brightest among his siblings. Then, I've also seen how parents are willing to give one son money so he can celebrate his 21st birthday with friends in an island and give another son nothing for his 21st birthday. Trust me...when I say nothing I really mean NOTHING! I know there aren't any fairness in this world but I personally feel that there should be fairness in smaller society or community like in a family. After all, we are all humans and we have feelings, so we all deserve all the treatment and respect others are getting.

And this is kind of a 'trailer' to the final chapter of Elephant and Donkey story. Well both went their own ways but still are friends. Both are very happy with their life now...

The donkey and elephant story - Part 2

2005-10-08T16:50:00.000+08:00

Ever wonder what it feels like to have loved 2 things so much that you can’t let go of both. And you know you can only have one of them. It’s like when you are young; you really liked chocolates and ice-creams. But you know very well you can’t have both at the same time and you can only afford to have only one. Try wonder if you have fall for two girls and you love them too much let them go. It is greedy but situation like this it will put you in a dilemma. You know very well that you can only have one girl in your life; and on the other hand, you don’t want to break their heart.

The story of donkey and elephant continues with both being happy. Like karma and Newton’s 2nd Physic Law, for everything that happens, there will be a reaction from opposite direction with the same momentum. In short, when there is happiness, there will be sadness as well. Knowing every relationship will have its loopholes, donkey knew he love elephant a lot and tried to live and bear with it.

It wasn’t too long that donkey met a friend. She is a rabbit named Bunnie. Donkey could get along with her very well and felt very comfortable with her. They started of as friends and as time pass by they got closer and closer. Before they knew it, they had a little feeling for each other. As time flies by, the feeling got very obvious and both know that there was love.

Donkey knew that it wasn’t right to be in love with Bunnie when he has got elephant. But he couldn’t help falling deeper into Bunnie. As an ASS that he was, donkey thought that everything will be fine and being very selfish and greedy, donkey wanted both elephant and Bunnie the rabbit.

Everything that has a beginning has to end….eventually. The so-called love between donkey and the rabbit was soon discovered by elephant and things got out of hand. During this time, donkey thought it was time for him to make up for the entire problem what he has caused. He didn’t want to hurt elephant and didn’t want to leave her as well after all the ups and downs they have gone through for years in their relationship. On the other hand, he also didn’t want to let Bunnie go as she has made him very very happy in that short time that they have met.

And donkey is in real shit dilemma now as he has to do something about it… and he knows that whatever decision that me make, it will effect the life of the elephant, the rabbit and himself…..*to be continue

To be or not to be… to leave or not to leave… to choose or not to choose. There will been a lot questions like this running in our mind when it comes to making decision. The fright of making the wrong decision and end up regretting will always haunt us while making decision. In the end of the day, a decision is still a decision, and no matter how far we try to run away from it, there will come a day when we have to make the choice.

Balloons or condoms?

2005-09-23T23:40:00.000+08:00

I was in my cousin's place to celebrate his daughther's first bitrthday. I was requested by my cousin to go early to help him with some balloons. I didn't had anything to do at home, so I thought "why not!" and I went over to help. When I reached my cousin's house, he handed me a packet of party balloons.
At first glance, I saw nothing wrong with that pack. So I started blowing 1 by 1. Then I came across this funny shape balloon which i hesitated to blow. See the next picture and you guys should understand why... THE FREAKING BALLOON LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY CONDOM! HOWS THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH! I wonder what the hell are those balloon manufacturers trying to prove. Giving sex education to kids at young age. Or maybe my cousin have this bought balloons for some kinky sex party.....But then I decided to pump some air into it using the bicycle pump. As it slowly 'erected' to its shape, I got a little bit worried. The shape was very very DISTURBING.I thought to myself, "Something has to be done...there are too many children around. I cannot possibly intoxicate thier little innocent mind with this type of toys".And I did something to it. As a result, it became this.

I took a look at the packaging again to make sure that my cousin bought the right thing for the kids. As I was inspecting the packaging, I found a rather 'familiar face' there.

I wonder what is Mr.Everyman's Best Friend doing there. So next time when you guys planning to get ballloons for party make sure to check the packaging to make sure you don't have 'uninvited guest' there.

It's Finally OVER!!

2005-09-20T14:01:00.000+08:00

That's right my friends. My exam is finally over!! But I am not really happy or excited about it. I wonder why. Mainly because I think I did badly in the exam and might probably fail up to 4 (yes, you heard me right not 1, not 2, but 4!!!) papers. But the exam just end today and it's too early to worry about those resit papers (if I have any). So to hell with exam and I should try to relax and enjoy now after all those sufferings I have put myself through for the past whole month.

Anyways during the exam a lot things happen and I am very very thankful that were this bunch of friends who were there to help me in anyway they can. They have helped me so much to help me through all this shit that I was facing. They are mainly Yee Joo, Eunice, Alvin, Kok Woei, Sai Loon and Sue Keat and the list goes on.... Thanks to them, I was able to face all the obstacles without any problems.

THANKS A LOT GUYS!!!

It's the mooncake festival (mid-autumn festival) now. I was told the moon will look the best during this time. So yesterday when I was suppose to be studying, I took this picture of the moon. It looked bigger and brighter and nicer. I have to agree taking someone dear to you to see the moon at this time sure is very very romantic. Even better if you can find a way to 'give' it to them.

Whatever it is, it's time to go out and enjoy!!

p.s: Took this picture with my camera phone and a binoculars. So this is the best shot I managed to obtained yesterday.

Study = FAIL

2005-09-06T00:33:00.000+08:00

Exam is in the corner. In fact it is in 2 days time (8th). I was in the library studying very very hard, when a friend of mine came and derived this equation to me.

Thanks to him, all my hard effort will go to waste now.

FRAUD

2005-09-04T02:44:00.000+08:00

I was in college today to ~~lepak~~ study...as usual (I am very hardworking). I went to the toilet and saw this poster on the wall.

the words in bracket says "Guarantee income - if u follow our system"

Earning RM1000++ in a day....sounds too good to be true. But I can tell you it is a fraud. Even a 5 year old child can tell you it's a fraud. Since I have nothing better to do in my boring life, let me tell you the 10 reasons why this poster/scheme/system (whatever they call it) is a FRAUD...

It's a fraud.
It IS a fraud!!!!
If they are earning thousands a day, why the hell do they want to advertise in a freaking toilet!!!
Earn ONLY IF you follow their system...which is....becoming a gigolo (that explains why you can earn thousands a day).
If they are indeed earning so much, how come none of us have ever heard of them.
Why advertise in paper when you have the money to advertise in TV where more people will be able to find out about the 'plan'.
I don't know what or why but everything in that poster sounds so wrong and untrustable.
TIMING = RINGGIT...how the hell can that equation relate each other???
Dare to dream AS a rich guy??? (better use that money to go to English classes)
IT IS A FREAKING FRAUD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!

Well, if you still think that you want to " earn your 1st Billion in ur life" then please go to the toilet in Tunku Abdul Rahman College to get their contact numbers. And IF AND ONLY IF you really earn that much, I deserve some commission....maybe 10%.

The Story of Donkey and Elephant...

2005-09-01T22:43:00.000+08:00

Once a upon a time, there was a donkey named ~~Ass~~ Donkey. He was a shy little donkey and does not socialize with other animals. He was always very lonely and often seen alone. Soon enough, the little donkey went to a new world, a new jungle by itself. There he was introduced to some new friends, an elephant and a few of her friends, the monkeys and the barbarians. Little donkey fell for little elephant that very moment. And before everyone knew it, donkey and elephant became couple.

As the years went on, donkey and elephant became closer and closer. They went through a lot of ~~shit~~ bad times together. From simple little communication breakdown to big problems like meeting and pleasing their parents. Then they also had their own problems to deal with; mainly because of their attitude... donkey was a lazy, dirty and a happy-go-lucky type of donkey and the elephant was clean, big and fussy. They starts to have a little fight here and there over small little problems and big problems.
As time passes by, both animals learned new things in life. They also make new friends and starts to live life their own way. Donkey was a male and it is very normal and important for males to have lots of contact and friends. These friends were important to donkey but not as important as the elephant were to him. But elephant felt unsafe and starts to think of all the impossibles. She starts to suspect the donkey of flirting with some rabbits and tigress.

There were a lot of conflict in thier relationship. There come to times where the poor little donkey is so lost and confuse that he just want to die so that all this problem will go away. A lot of way he tried to explain and get his little ass of the problem but he always fail.

The truth is, donkey loves elephant so much to just let her go. No matter what the other animals say to him, his heart was always with elephant until the day elephant say that they are not fit to be together anymore. Despite their differences, donkey and elephant have manage to go through it all and he is confident that he can overcome this problem as well...

*Stay tune to find out what happen to Donkey and Elephant...*

Bernard 'MERDEKA' Ooi

2005-08-31T01:59:00.000+08:00

It's Merdeka morning and I am at home doing nothing...which means I have the time to write this entry. You all might not believe it but for the whole of last 2 weeks I was in the library studying from afternoon until 8 at night. It's true, it's true... So there won't be a lot of entry until my exams are over.

Anyways, it's the National Day and Bernard's Birthdays as well. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD! Bernard is my housemate and if you don't know him well enough, read this. He's the nice boy Alvin was mentioned about in his blog. Alright, back to the story... Bernard always tries to hide from us about his girlfriend; but I manage to find out about Sharon, when I read his testimonial in Friendster. *update: After interrogating him, we (Alvin and me) found out that he is with Stephanie now (FOR REAL!!!).

Luck was on my side tonight because Bernard went out to celebrate Merdeka and his Birthday and brought back a girl. Not just any ordinary girl but I think there's some kinky stuff going on between them. But who am I to judge them...right? So I went and search for clues and I found this

Somethings tells me that they are more than just friends. They were in Bernard's room when I took this picture. Not long after that, they came out and I manage to snap another picture of the cute pair.

AHHHHH.... Bernard is so happy. I wonder what they did in the room. But I am very sure Bernard's little 'thing' down there is shouting "MERDEKA, MERDEKA, MERDEKA" after tonight. Happy Birthday and Happy Merdeka!

JEALOUSY

2005-08-20T01:12:00.000+08:00

Somebody posted this comment for my Wishes and Originality post.

" Dumb fuck!! i have came across your damn blog while searching for some information on the haze but to come across this stupidest topic for a blog about originality. Not even knowing who you are, i can only say you are a dumb fuck debating over originality. IF you are such a pioneer in everything, why in the fuck world did you start blogging? Were you the first one who started blogging in this world? NO.. So why the fuck are you even debating about originality? I have always percieved Malaysians as those of a higher educated society but now thanks to you, i can so clearly see that you Malaysians are dumb fucks!! "

When somebody said that he was searching for info on haze, well SOMEBODY LIED! After reading for the first time, I felt pissed and angry. Then, I started to realized somehting... I ran a check on my tracker to check about this anonymous fella. He/She ( I will refer that fella as a him because my feelings tell me its a guy) and guess what... There wasn't anyone who came over to my blog that did a search on the word "haze". This is the proof.

As it is clearly shown here, (not the horny part) our anonymous friend actually did a search on my blog and then claims to search on information on 'haze'...yeah right!!

Looking at the brightside of things, I guess I am starting to get famous and there are people out there who is just plain jealous. GUYS AND GIRLS, I dont blame you.
Secondly, I don't remember mention anything about being the pioneer user of anything. Sick freak just hearing sounds in his head. Maybe he just don't freaking understand what I was trying to say.

What the heck, I guess thats the price you pay when you become famous. But I won't go on whining and complaining about all this. This will be the first and the last.

Nothing better to do

2005-08-16T15:10:00.000+08:00

Recently Selangor was hit by a terrible haze...but for 2 freaking days only. I bought tonnes of mask thinking that I will need it because ~~The Star~~ sources reported that the haze won't go off until October. So now I am wonderin what to do with this

To add to my misery, some 'P-driver' knocked into my car last Thursday and now my poor CLK (Cute Little Kembara) is in the workshop. I have nothing to do...so I figured out I can make full use of my time and the masks. This is the result...

Meet (from left to right): Hatake Kakashi of Japanese Anime Naruto and Kenji-kashi of Wannabe-ruto and...

From left to right: The cover of Linkin Park's second album (Meteora) and the cover of some pest control advertisement called Pest-in Park (Pesteora).

Feel free to give me some suggestions on what to do with those masks. If I can handle it, then maybe I will post those picture here.

I recently translated my page so that n*ggaz, playaz, gangstaz and wannabez out there in the 'hood will be able to understand my blog. Click here to check it out, PLAYA!

Meet my 'sai mui' (little sis - she call me big bro on her friendster, so I have to call her this), Eunice. She is the girl behind the bikini-wearing elephant speech. The image was blured to protect her identity...

Wishes and Originality

2005-08-10T15:07:00.000+08:00

I have it!!! I can't take it anymore!!! This world is giving me shit!!! There are so many things that I need to take care of in my life and I just simply can't stand it anymore. There is assigments, studies, MATHS, exam and smelly towel (read mr. boogeyman's nonhalal to get what I mean). To make matter worst, I've got the picture of a bikini-wearing elephant still running wild in my mind!!!! I'm going crazy man!!! So what do I normally do when I'm in deep shit? I go to sleep.... But this time before I went to sleep, I made a wish. I wished for this shitty world to disappear from my sight. And after that I went to sleep.
WOW!!!!! After I woke up from my sleep, I said to myself, "Oh my god, my wish came true!!!......almost....

~~~~.:/\/:.~~~~

And then there was this issue about blog originality. I always encourage myself to blog based on my own idea and my point of view. It might appear boring and dull but WHAT THE HECK, at least it's original. I just can't understand people creating their own blogs but copying other blogger's post to put as their entry. What's the point of that? Might as well provide me with the link and then I can go read myself in that blogger's site.

But than I have to make an exception for this part of my post. This original post was done by winterson.com. But the site was shut down due to some unknown reasons. I did this because I would to share this funny shit with all of you guys. ENJOY

......on second thougth, I will just give you guys with the link and then you all should check it out yourself. Just click HERE to go to the page.

After this posts, I've learned few lessons in life. If you don't, let me tell you. The moral of this post is BE ORIGINAL! BLOG ORIGINAL! BUY ORIGINAL! (that include CDs, VCDs, DVDs and whatever you can think off) ........and be careful of what you wish for...

The Debate

2005-08-08T16:48:00.000+08:00

I was spectating Alvin's (aka Mr. boogeyman) debate today and to my surprise...They LOST! Let me tell you this, they, at any point of the debate DOES NOT deserve this result but some idiot thinks that he knows more than anyone in that very room, he gave the win to Alvin's opponent. Poor Alvin, I can tell that he was really disappointed.

"It's very obvious! The better team had lost" Jose
Mourinho, Chelsea's Manager, when they (Chelsea) lost to Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League Semifinal.

I did took some pictures of the debate but I was too far away and all the pictures turn out blur. But I have this particular one I would like to share. This is the picture of Miss Expert on Rejecting - Ng Juan Hui, 'turned down' Alvin. That is not what you think. He wasn't turned down for some marriage proposal or going to toilet or whatsoever but some POI's (Points Of Info - debaters might know what I am talking about). I didn't think the opponent deserve the win because:

1. They did not come up with a very good case and argument.

2. They were stoned almost every time they accepts a POI. In otehr words, they can't argue with what Alvin and co. brought
up.

But what's done is done. What lost can never be won back....unless I personally go threaten that bastard adjudicator. What the heck, to hell with him!!!

But what caught my attention besides the debate was this girl, Eunice Ho, that was gave a speech on "Positive Thinking".

She began her speech with this line (or something like that):

"...Imagine an elephant with pink ears, purple dots and wearing a bikini."

Do you know how disturbing that was??!!?? Now I can't seem to concentrate in anything I do. I just get this freaking picture out of my mind..

Thanks to her, now I need to visit a shrink to get this picture out of my head.

HORNY

2005-08-03T15:52:00.000+08:00

I was in college today with this friend of mine. His name was Lee Jeng Horng. Very nice guy and jokes a lot. We were in lecture when suddenly a guy turn up to pass him a slip from office. Bloody Bastard! It seems like someone in the office is trying to be funny and make joke out of his name and call him Lee Jeng HORNY!!! Serious shit man!!! I manage to take a picture with my phone.

Poor little friend of mine was the joke of the day because of a joker-wannabe in office. Maybe after reading this post, he will be joke for everyone, everywhere in the world. But look at the bright side...at least he is getting famous.

Since we are talking about being horny, let me introduce to you someone who is horny all the time...

Look familiar? Meet Agung (that is King in Malay - I was told he was one of the kings in Malaysia's history but I'm not sure which one). Anyways, for those non-Malaysians out there, you will be able to see this face on all the Malaysian Ringgit notes. Right, why horny you may ask... His face seems normal. Well you see when girls especially those hot and sexy ones hold 'him' and put 'him' in their pocket near their asses, this is what he will look like

Ohhh My GOD!!!!! Look at that perverted smile on his face!!! Does that make feel sick? Just look at him. Sick Freak!!! But than 'he' does not enjoy that everyday you know. Imagine the time when 'he' in somebody else's pocket who is not so hot or sexy whatsoever. Or in a worst case scenarios, in some fatasses pocket and he or she farted.
Poor little thing. Say no more. Say no more.

I have a SUPERSTAR in my list. Do you have one?

2005-08-02T13:12:00.000+08:00

There was this Singaporean girl in my MSN Messenger list that I've added without knowing who she was (I couldn't remember adding her, she just somehow pop out from no where). She was there for quite sometime but I never had any conversation or whatsoever until recently. She sent me a message to start the conversation...and we started to talk. She told me she in this competition in Singapore called Project Superstar. Didn't what the hell that was, so I thought I should go find out since I had the time. So I ran a search on 'project superstar', open the link and I checked out the contestant and when the page loaded, I saw this:
LOVELY!!! She did asked me to vote for her but I can't because I am in Malaysia and there's no way I can vote from here. And did I mention that Project Superstar is a chinese version of Singapore Idol (or something like that). By the way, her name is Silver. I think Silver can sing quite well. She can definitely sing better than me! But who am I to judge her right? You should all judge her yourself. You can download 2 of her performance clips here. I hope she win because if she does win, then I can go brag around to everyone about it. Whatever it is, if you like her vote for her (applies for Singaporean only).

GOOD LUCK, SILVER!

www.kenjinoiz.blogspot.com IS OFFICIALLY OPEN FOR BUSINESS

2005-08-01T02:31:00.000+08:00

It's official. I, hereby claim myself as member of the Blogger's Family. So let's all support Blogspot (espeacially this particular one) . It's still new and I still don't know what to put in here yet. I've got almost everything from the previous site including all the links... So this is it for now. Don't forget, RESPOND, RESPOND and RESPOND.

If you do not know how, click on 'comment' below this post than just type and then click 'submit'. THAT"S ALL

SHIFTING HERE SOON!!!!!

2005-07-27T23:36:00.000+08:00

I'll be blogging here soon. It's not that Xanga is a bad site to blog in, but Blogger just offer more...so look forward to reading my blogs here