HORNY

I was in college today with this friend of mine. His name was Lee Jeng Horng. Very nice guy and jokes a lot. We were in lecture when suddenly a guy turn up to pass him a slip from office. Bloody Bastard! It seems like someone in the office is trying to be funny and make joke out of his name and call him Lee Jeng HORNY!!! Serious shit man!!! I manage to take a picture with my phone.

















Poor little friend of mine was the joke of the day because of a joker-wannabe in office. Maybe after reading this post, he will be joke for everyone, everywhere in the world. But look at the bright side...at least he is getting famous.

Since we are talking about being horny, let me introduce to you someone who is horny all the time...

Look familiar? Meet Agung (that is King in Malay - I was told he was one of the kings in Malaysia's history but I'm not sure which one). Anyways, for those non-Malaysians out there, you will be able to see this face on all the Malaysian Ringgit notes. Right, why horny you may ask... His face seems normal. Well you see when girls especially those hot and sexy ones hold 'him' and put 'him' in their pocket near their asses, this is what he will look like

Ohhh My GOD!!!!! Look at that perverted smile on his face!!! Does that make feel sick? Just look at him. Sick Freak!!! But than 'he' does not enjoy that everyday you know. Imagine the time when 'he' in somebody else's pocket who is not so hot or sexy whatsoever. Or in a worst case scenarios, in some fatasses pocket and he or she farted.
Poor little thing. Say no more. Say no more.