Bernard 'MERDEKA' Ooi

It's Merdeka morning and I am at home doing nothing...which means I have the time to write this entry. You all might not believe it but for the whole of last 2 weeks I was in the library studying from afternoon until 8 at night. It's true, it's true... So there won't be a lot of entry until my exams are over.

Anyways, it's the National Day and Bernard's Birthdays as well. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNARD! Bernard is my housemate and if you don't know him well enough, read this. He's the nice boy Alvin was mentioned about in his blog. Alright, back to the story... Bernard always tries to hide from us about his girlfriend; but I manage to find out about Sharon, when I read his testimonial in Friendster. *update: After interrogating him, we (Alvin and me) found out that he is with Stephanie now (FOR REAL!!!).

Luck was on my side tonight because Bernard went out to celebrate Merdeka and his Birthday and brought back a girl. Not just any ordinary girl but I think there's some kinky stuff going on between them. But who am I to judge them...right? So I went and search for clues and I found this

Somethings tells me that they are more than just friends. They were in Bernard's room when I took this picture. Not long after that, they came out and I manage to snap another picture of the cute pair.

AHHHHH.... Bernard is so happy. I wonder what they did in the room. But I am very sure Bernard's little 'thing' down there is shouting "MERDEKA, MERDEKA, MERDEKA" after tonight. Happy Birthday and Happy Merdeka!

JEALOUSY

Somebody posted this comment for my Wishes and Originality post.

" Dumb fuck!! i have came across your damn blog while searching for some information on the haze but to come across this stupidest topic for a blog about originality. Not even knowing who you are, i can only say you are a dumb fuck debating over originality. IF you are such a pioneer in everything, why in the fuck world did you start blogging? Were you the first one who started blogging in this world? NO.. So why the fuck are you even debating about originality? I have always percieved Malaysians as those of a higher educated society but now thanks to you, i can so clearly see that you Malaysians are dumb fucks!! "

When somebody said that he was searching for info on haze, well SOMEBODY LIED! After reading for the first time, I felt pissed and angry. Then, I started to realized somehting... I ran a check on my tracker to check about this anonymous fella. He/She ( I will refer that fella as a him because my feelings tell me its a guy) and guess what... There wasn't anyone who came over to my blog that did a search on the word "haze". This is the proof.

As it is clearly shown here, (not the horny part) our anonymous friend actually did a search on my blog and then claims to search on information on 'haze'...yeah right!!

Looking at the brightside of things, I guess I am starting to get famous and there are people out there who is just plain jealous. GUYS AND GIRLS, I dont blame you.
Secondly, I don't remember mention anything about being the pioneer user of anything. Sick freak just hearing sounds in his head. Maybe he just don't freaking understand what I was trying to say.

What the heck, I guess thats the price you pay when you become famous. But I won't go on whining and complaining about all this. This will be the first and the last.

Nothing better to do

Recently Selangor was hit by a terrible haze...but for 2 freaking days only. I bought tonnes of mask thinking that I will need it because The Star sources reported that the haze won't go off until October. So now I am wonderin what to do with this

To add to my misery, some 'P-driver' knocked into my car last Thursday and now my poor CLK (Cute Little Kembara) is in the workshop. I have nothing to do...so I figured out I can make full use of my time and the masks. This is the result...

Meet (from left to right): Hatake Kakashi of Japanese Anime Naruto and Kenji-kashi of Wannabe-ruto and...

From left to right: The cover of Linkin Park's second album (Meteora) and the cover of some pest control advertisement called Pest-in Park (Pesteora).

Feel free to give me some suggestions on what to do with those masks. If I can handle it, then maybe I will post those picture here.

I recently translated my page so that n*ggaz, playaz, gangstaz and wannabez out there in the 'hood will be able to understand my blog. Click here to check it out, PLAYA!

Meet my 'sai mui' (little sis - she call me big bro on her friendster, so I have to call her this), Eunice. She is the girl behind the bikini-wearing elephant speech. The image was blured to protect her identity...

Wishes and Originality

I have it!!! I can't take it anymore!!! This world is giving me shit!!! There are so many things that I need to take care of in my life and I just simply can't stand it anymore. There is assigments, studies, MATHS, exam and smelly towel (read mr. boogeyman's nonhalal to get what I mean). To make matter worst, I've got the picture of a bikini-wearing elephant still running wild in my mind!!!! I'm going crazy man!!! So what do I normally do when I'm in deep shit? I go to sleep.... But this time before I went to sleep, I made a wish. I wished for this shitty world to disappear from my sight. And after that I went to sleep.
WOW!!!!! After I woke up from my sleep, I said to myself, "Oh my god, my wish came true!!!......almost....

~~~~.:/\/:.~~~~

And then there was this issue about blog originality. I always encourage myself to blog based on my own idea and my point of view. It might appear boring and dull but WHAT THE HECK, at least it's original. I just can't understand people creating their own blogs but copying other blogger's post to put as their entry. What's the point of that? Might as well provide me with the link and then I can go read myself in that blogger's site.

But than I have to make an exception for this part of my post. This original post was done by winterson.com. But the site was shut down due to some unknown reasons. I did this because I would to share this funny shit with all of you guys. ENJOY

......on second thougth, I will just give you guys with the link and then you all should check it out yourself. Just click HERE to go to the page.


After this posts, I've learned few lessons in life. If you don't, let me tell you. The moral of this post is BE ORIGINAL! BLOG ORIGINAL! BUY ORIGINAL! (that include CDs, VCDs, DVDs and whatever you can think off) ........and be careful of what you wish for...

The Debate

I was spectating Alvin's (aka Mr. boogeyman) debate today and to my surprise...They LOST! Let me tell you this, they, at any point of the debate DOES NOT deserve this result but some idiot thinks that he knows more than anyone in that very room, he gave the win to Alvin's opponent. Poor Alvin, I can tell that he was really disappointed.

"It's very obvious! The better team had lost" Jose
Mourinho, Chelsea's Manager, when they (Chelsea) lost to Liverpool in the UEFA Champions League Semifinal.

I did took some pictures of the debate but I was too far away and all the pictures turn out blur. But I have this particular one I would like to share. This is the picture of Miss Expert on Rejecting - Ng Juan Hui, 'turned down' Alvin. That is not what you think. He wasn't turned down for some marriage proposal or going to toilet or whatsoever but some POI's (Points Of Info - debaters might know what I am talking about). I didn't think the opponent deserve the win because:

1. 1. They did not come up with a very good case and argument.
1. 2. They were stoned almost every time they accepts a POI. In otehr words, they can't argue with what Alvin and co. brought
   up.

But what's done is done. What lost can never be won back....unless I personally go threaten that bastard adjudicator. What the heck, to hell with him!!!

But what caught my attention besides the debate was this girl, Eunice Ho, that was gave a speech on "Positive Thinking".

She began her speech with this line (or something like that):

"...Imagine an elephant with pink ears, purple dots and wearing a bikini."

Do you know how disturbing that was??!!?? Now I can't seem to concentrate in anything I do. I just get this freaking picture out of my mind..

Thanks to her, now I need to visit a shrink to get this picture out of my head.

HORNY

I was in college today with this friend of mine. His name was Lee Jeng Horng. Very nice guy and jokes a lot. We were in lecture when suddenly a guy turn up to pass him a slip from office. Bloody Bastard! It seems like someone in the office is trying to be funny and make joke out of his name and call him Lee Jeng HORNY!!! Serious shit man!!! I manage to take a picture with my phone.

















Poor little friend of mine was the joke of the day because of a joker-wannabe in office. Maybe after reading this post, he will be joke for everyone, everywhere in the world. But look at the bright side...at least he is getting famous.

Since we are talking about being horny, let me introduce to you someone who is horny all the time...

Look familiar? Meet Agung (that is King in Malay - I was told he was one of the kings in Malaysia's history but I'm not sure which one). Anyways, for those non-Malaysians out there, you will be able to see this face on all the Malaysian Ringgit notes. Right, why horny you may ask... His face seems normal. Well you see when girls especially those hot and sexy ones hold 'him' and put 'him' in their pocket near their asses, this is what he will look like

Ohhh My GOD!!!!! Look at that perverted smile on his face!!! Does that make feel sick? Just look at him. Sick Freak!!! But than 'he' does not enjoy that everyday you know. Imagine the time when 'he' in somebody else's pocket who is not so hot or sexy whatsoever. Or in a worst case scenarios, in some fatasses pocket and he or she farted.
Poor little thing. Say no more. Say no more.

I have a SUPERSTAR in my list. Do you have one?

There was this Singaporean girl in my MSN Messenger list that I've added without knowing who she was (I couldn't remember adding her, she just somehow pop out from no where). She was there for quite sometime but I never had any conversation or whatsoever until recently. She sent me a message to start the conversation...and we started to talk. She told me she in this competition in Singapore called Project Superstar. Didn't what the hell that was, so I thought I should go find out since I had the time. So I ran a search on 'project superstar', open the link and I checked out the contestant and when the page loaded, I saw this:
LOVELY!!! She did asked me to vote for her but I can't because I am in Malaysia and there's no way I can vote from here. And did I mention that Project Superstar is a chinese version of Singapore Idol (or something like that). By the way, her name is Silver. I think Silver can sing quite well. She can definitely sing better than me! But who am I to judge her right? You should all judge her yourself. You can download 2 of her performance clips here. I hope she win because if she does win, then I can go brag around to everyone about it. Whatever it is, if you like her vote for her (applies for Singaporean only).

GOOD LUCK, SILVER!

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