Balloons or condoms?

I was in my cousin's place to celebrate his daughther's first bitrthday. I was requested by my cousin to go early to help him with some balloons. I didn't had anything to do at home, so I thought "why not!" and I went over to help. When I reached my cousin's house, he handed me a packet of party balloons.
At first glance, I saw nothing wrong with that pack. So I started blowing 1 by 1. Then I came across this funny shape balloon which i hesitated to blow. See the next picture and you guys should understand why... THE FREAKING BALLOON LOOKS LIKE A BLOODY CONDOM! HOWS THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO PUT IT IN MY MOUTH! I wonder what the hell are those balloon manufacturers trying to prove. Giving sex education to kids at young age. Or maybe my cousin have this bought balloons for some kinky sex party.....But then I decided to pump some air into it using the bicycle pump. As it slowly 'erected' to its shape, I got a little bit worried. The shape was very very DISTURBING.I thought to myself, "Something has to be done...there are too many children around. I cannot possibly intoxicate thier little innocent mind with this type of toys".And I did something to it. As a result, it became this.

I took a look at the packaging again to make sure that my cousin bought the right thing for the kids. As I was inspecting the packaging, I found a rather 'familiar face' there.

I wonder what is Mr.Everyman's Best Friend doing there. So next time when you guys planning to get ballloons for party make sure to check the packaging to make sure you don't have 'uninvited guest' there.

It's Finally OVER!!

That's right my friends. My exam is finally over!! But I am not really happy or excited about it. I wonder why. Mainly because I think I did badly in the exam and might probably fail up to 4 (yes, you heard me right not 1, not 2, but 4!!!) papers. But the exam just end today and it's too early to worry about those resit papers (if I have any). So to hell with exam and I should try to relax and enjoy now after all those sufferings I have put myself through for the past whole month.

Anyways during the exam a lot things happen and I am very very thankful that were this bunch of friends who were there to help me in anyway they can. They have helped me so much to help me through all this shit that I was facing. They are mainly Yee Joo, Eunice, Alvin, Kok Woei, Sai Loon and Sue Keat and the list goes on.... Thanks to them, I was able to face all the obstacles without any problems.

THANKS A LOT GUYS!!!

It's the mooncake festival (mid-autumn festival) now. I was told the moon will look the best during this time. So yesterday when I was suppose to be studying, I took this picture of the moon. It looked bigger and brighter and nicer. I have to agree taking someone dear to you to see the moon at this time sure is very very romantic. Even better if you can find a way to 'give' it to them.

Whatever it is, it's time to go out and enjoy!!

p.s: Took this picture with my camera phone and a binoculars. So this is the best shot I managed to obtained yesterday.

Study = FAIL

Exam is in the corner. In fact it is in 2 days time (8th). I was in the library studying very very hard, when a friend of mine came and derived this equation to me.

Thanks to him, all my hard effort will go to waste now.

FRAUD

I was in college today to lepak study...as usual (I am very hardworking). I went to the toilet and saw this poster on the wall.

the words in bracket says "Guarantee income - if u follow our system"

Earning RM1000++ in a day....sounds too good to be true. But I can tell you it is a fraud. Even a 5 year old child can tell you it's a fraud. Since I have nothing better to do in my boring life, let me tell you the 10 reasons why this poster/scheme/system (whatever they call it) is a FRAUD...

1. It's a fraud.
2. It IS a fraud!!!!
3. If they are earning thousands a day, why the hell do they want to advertise in a freaking toilet!!!
4. Earn ONLY IF you follow their system...which is....becoming a gigolo (that explains why you can earn thousands a day).
5. If they are indeed earning so much, how come none of us have ever heard of them.
6. Why advertise in paper when you have the money to advertise in TV where more people will be able to find out about the 'plan'.
7. I don't know what or why but everything in that poster sounds so wrong and untrustable.
8. TIMING = RINGGIT...how the hell can that equation relate each other???
9. Dare to dream AS a rich guy??? (better use that money to go to English classes)
10. IT IS A FREAKING FRAUD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!!!

Well, if you still think that you want to " earn your 1st Billion in ur life" then please go to the toilet in Tunku Abdul Rahman College to get their contact numbers. And IF AND ONLY IF you really earn that much, I deserve some commission....maybe 10%.

The Story of Donkey and Elephant...

Once a upon a time, there was a donkey named Ass Donkey. He was a shy little donkey and does not socialize with other animals. He was always very lonely and often seen alone. Soon enough, the little donkey went to a new world, a new jungle by itself. There he was introduced to some new friends, an elephant and a few of her friends, the monkeys and the barbarians. Little donkey fell for little elephant that very moment. And before everyone knew it, donkey and elephant became couple.

As the years went on, donkey and elephant became closer and closer. They went through a lot of shit bad times together. From simple little communication breakdown to big problems like meeting and pleasing their parents. Then they also had their own problems to deal with; mainly because of their attitude... donkey was a lazy, dirty and a happy-go-lucky type of donkey and the elephant was clean, big and fussy. They starts to have a little fight here and there over small little problems and big problems.
As time passes by, both animals learned new things in life. They also make new friends and starts to live life their own way. Donkey was a male and it is very normal and important for males to have lots of contact and friends. These friends were important to donkey but not as important as the elephant were to him. But elephant felt unsafe and starts to think of all the impossibles. She starts to suspect the donkey of flirting with some rabbits and tigress.

There were a lot of conflict in thier relationship. There come to times where the poor little donkey is so lost and confuse that he just want to die so that all this problem will go away. A lot of way he tried to explain and get his little ass of the problem but he always fail.

The truth is, donkey loves elephant so much to just let her go. No matter what the other animals say to him, his heart was always with elephant until the day elephant say that they are not fit to be together anymore. Despite their differences, donkey and elephant have manage to go through it all and he is confident that he can overcome this problem as well...

*Stay tune to find out what happen to Donkey and Elephant...*